December 2011
4 posts
Weirdest pervy pickup attempt ever from a few...
Him: Hey Annie, sit with me. *pulls me onto the couch next to him by my hand before I can react, puts a pillow on top of our laps, and tries to caress the outside of my thigh*
Me: *overwhelmed by the ridiculousness of what was going on especially considering that I had rejected his advances all night, stands up and leaves without saying anything*
Weirdest nonpervy pickup attempt ever from a few...
Me: *emo, greasy-haired, makeup-smeared waiting for the BART since I was too lazy to take it off before bed last night*
Him: *tip-toes into my peripheral vision* Oh hey...did you do your eye makeup like that on purpose?
Me: No, I just didn't have time to fix it last night or this morning. *secretly afraid that he can tell how emo I am*
Him: Oh OK, just wondering. I like girls who do their eye makeup in weird and interesting ways. *smiles*
Me: Oh...oh look, there's my train.
Him: *follows me onto the train, sits next to me* So where are you from?
Me: I'm going to San Jose right now, I go to school in Berkeley.
Him: Oh I'm from a city right outside San Francisco *continues to try to make small talk with me for two stops* Anyways, here's my card... *hands me his moocard* Feel free to contact me if you want to.
Me: Ok... *still emo, but at least somewhat distracted*
“A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.”
– John Lennon