Weirdest nonpervy pickup attempt ever from a few years back.
- Me: *emo, greasy-haired, makeup-smeared waiting for the BART since I was too lazy to take it off before bed last night*
- Him: *tip-toes into my peripheral vision* Oh hey...did you do your eye makeup like that on purpose?
- Me: No, I just didn't have time to fix it last night or this morning. *secretly afraid that he can tell how emo I am*
- Him: Oh OK, just wondering. I like girls who do their eye makeup in weird and interesting ways. *smiles*
- Me: Oh...oh look, there's my train.
- Him: *follows me onto the train, sits next to me* So where are you from?
- Me: I'm going to San Jose right now, I go to school in Berkeley.
- Him: Oh I'm from a city right outside San Francisco *continues to try to make small talk with me for two stops* Anyways, here's my card... *hands me his moocard* Feel free to contact me if you want to.
- Me: Ok... *still emo, but at least somewhat distracted*
