Weirdest pervy pickup attempt ever from a few years back.
Him: Hey Annie, sit with me. *pulls me onto the couch next to him by my hand before I can react, puts a pillow on top of our laps, and tries to caress the outside of my thigh*Me: *overwhelmed by the ridiculousness of what was going on especially considering that I had rejected his advances all night, stands up and leaves without saying anything*
